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Lagro High School is a public high school in the Lagro District of Quezon City in Metro Manila, Philippines. The school was founded as Novaliches High School in 1974 by the local homeowners association, and inaugurated as Lagro High School in 1978. Current enrollment is about six thousand students.
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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