{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?","punchline":"They can't control their pupils.","id":273}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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