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Tibellus macellus is a spider found from Europe to Central Asia.
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Walperswil is a municipality in the Seeland administrative district in the canton of Bern in Switzerland.
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"type":"standard","title":"McCook County Courthouse","displaytitle":"McCook County Courthouse","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55622590","titles":{"canonical":"McCook_County_Courthouse","normalized":"McCook County Courthouse","display":"McCook County Courthouse"},"pageid":56866086,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/SalemSD_McCookCountyCourthouse.jpg/330px-SalemSD_McCookCountyCourthouse.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/SalemSD_McCookCountyCourthouse.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1209349654","tid":"ed613f4d-d0be-11ee-b234-ffea116e3930","timestamp":"2024-02-21T13:41:34Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":43.72805556,"lon":-97.3875},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCook_County_Courthouse","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCook_County_Courthouse?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCook_County_Courthouse?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:McCook_County_Courthouse"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCook_County_Courthouse","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/McCook_County_Courthouse","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCook_County_Courthouse?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:McCook_County_Courthouse"}},"extract":"The McCook County Courthouse, at 130 W. Essex Ave. in Salem, South Dakota, is a Moderne style courthouse built in 1934. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1993.","extract_html":"
The McCook County Courthouse, at 130 W. Essex Ave. in Salem, South Dakota, is a Moderne style courthouse built in 1934. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1993.
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