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Air Conflicts: Pacific Carriers is a combat flight simulator video game set in the Pacific theater of World War II. It was developed by Games Farm, published by Maximum Games and bitComposer Games, and released on December 7, 2012, for Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. It was ported to Nintendo Switch as part of a collection with Air Conflicts: Secret Wars in March 2019.
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